1 00:00:00,239 --> 00:00:01,825 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:01,852 --> 00:00:03,534 Your old phone, which I have, 3 00:00:03,559 --> 00:00:05,359 is still logged into the cloud, 4 00:00:05,394 --> 00:00:08,395 and that means I'm still logged into to you. 5 00:00:08,430 --> 00:00:09,897 - I'm a poet. - Get off the stage. 6 00:00:09,932 --> 00:00:11,331 Laugh it up. 7 00:00:11,367 --> 00:00:12,933 Did you move here to be something? 8 00:00:12,968 --> 00:00:14,334 I did, but it's not working out. 9 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:16,170 Do you think I'm unremarkable? 10 00:00:16,205 --> 00:00:17,938 Unremarkable people don't worry 11 00:00:17,973 --> 00:00:19,540 about being unremarkable. 12 00:00:19,575 --> 00:00:22,242 - So good to see you, hon. - You too, Dad. 13 00:00:22,278 --> 00:00:23,911 The addict part was true I see, but he never died. 14 00:00:23,946 --> 00:00:25,579 He's here. He's alive. 15 00:00:25,614 --> 00:00:27,347 Could be helpful to write about him. 16 00:00:27,383 --> 00:00:30,284 Benji was the worst kind of poison. 17 00:00:30,319 --> 00:00:32,052 The peanut allergy was real. 18 00:00:32,087 --> 00:00:34,521 Guess Benji is gonna die an honest man. 19 00:00:34,557 --> 00:00:35,923 Claudia and Ron. 20 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:37,691 I gotta come home to you bitching at... 21 00:00:37,726 --> 00:00:39,593 - It's not okay to yell. - Grown-ups do it all the time. 22 00:00:39,628 --> 00:00:41,461 Grown-ups are assholes. 23 00:00:41,497 --> 00:00:43,430 I told this guy, "Stay away from my girlfriend's kid." 24 00:00:43,465 --> 00:00:44,798 - He seems a little neglected. - That's it, I... 25 00:00:44,834 --> 00:00:46,400 All right, all right, all right. 26 00:00:46,435 --> 00:00:49,570 This is a lovely collection. 27 00:00:49,605 --> 00:00:51,572 - That's funny. - There's a book missing. 28 00:00:51,607 --> 00:00:53,640 Joe was looking at it. 29 00:00:53,676 --> 00:00:55,542 I, of course, never had any intention of keeping the book. 30 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:57,578 If Peach still has a problem, 31 00:00:57,613 --> 00:00:59,213 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. 32 00:00:59,248 --> 00:01:00,502 I won't. 33 00:01:08,123 --> 00:01:09,590 Good morning. 34 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:11,458 This is my favorite time of day, 35 00:01:11,493 --> 00:01:13,794 when it's just the two of us. 36 00:01:19,635 --> 00:01:21,568 Were you watching me sleep? 37 00:01:28,677 --> 00:01:30,277 Creeper. 38 00:01:34,516 --> 00:01:35,916 I love our little routine. 39 00:01:35,951 --> 00:01:37,985 Always the same but never stale. 40 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:39,419 Sex... 41 00:01:39,455 --> 00:01:41,922 Showers, more sex. 42 00:01:41,957 --> 00:01:45,459 Breakfast, avocado salted, bacon crispy, every day. 43 00:01:47,296 --> 00:01:49,263 Your father was never consistent, 44 00:01:49,298 --> 00:01:52,132 and you're still healing from that, with my help. 45 00:01:52,167 --> 00:01:53,634 Mmm. 46 00:01:53,669 --> 00:01:55,535 Uh, do you mind if I keep working? 47 00:01:55,571 --> 00:01:57,271 - I just have tons... - Eat, work. 48 00:01:57,306 --> 00:01:59,106 I'll fold the laundry. 49 00:01:59,141 --> 00:02:01,375 That's right, Beck, I even do your damn laundry. 50 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:02,776 I protect your time. 51 00:02:02,811 --> 00:02:04,177 I let you focus on your work. 52 00:02:04,213 --> 00:02:05,812 And guess what. 53 00:02:05,848 --> 00:02:07,180 Now that I've made our mornings sacred, 54 00:02:07,216 --> 00:02:08,815 you're actually writing. 55 00:02:08,851 --> 00:02:10,617 Free of distraction. 56 00:02:10,653 --> 00:02:12,619 Mostly. 57 00:02:12,655 --> 00:02:14,454 ...hear your bitching every night! 58 00:02:14,490 --> 00:02:16,556 Ron and Claudia again? 59 00:02:16,592 --> 00:02:19,526 If the goddamn dishes ever got done, 60 00:02:19,561 --> 00:02:21,561 I wouldn't be stuck doing goddamn... 61 00:02:21,597 --> 00:02:23,563 You watch it! 62 00:02:23,599 --> 00:02:25,299 Can't you say something? 63 00:02:25,334 --> 00:02:27,167 I don't like to mess with other people's lives. 64 00:02:27,202 --> 00:02:28,902 Maybe you should? 65 00:02:28,938 --> 00:02:31,038 Anyway, I gotta get to class. 66 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:36,043 The worst thing about our mornings? 67 00:02:36,078 --> 00:02:38,845 They always end. 68 00:02:38,881 --> 00:02:40,847 I pass the time by counting down 69 00:02:40,883 --> 00:02:42,716 to the next moment I see you. 70 00:02:42,751 --> 00:02:45,352 You're teaching me to be more patient, 71 00:02:45,387 --> 00:02:48,488 and god knows I need the help when it comes to your friends. 72 00:02:48,524 --> 00:02:51,091 For some reason we share our nights with your friends, 73 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:54,261 and appointment viewing like "The Bachelor." 74 00:02:54,296 --> 00:02:57,764 How can self-respecting women tolerate this crap? 75 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,067 Sometimes, I swear, I'm the only real feminist you know. 76 00:03:00,102 --> 00:03:02,936 It's either a full Brazilian, or like full bush, 77 00:03:02,972 --> 00:03:04,671 and it's like, 78 00:03:04,707 --> 00:03:06,840 "Listen, my snooch is the third bowl of porridge. 79 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,443 I mean, meet me halfway lady." It's like insane. 80 00:03:09,478 --> 00:03:11,211 That's hilarious. 81 00:03:11,246 --> 00:03:13,680 These girls are even more tedious in person. 82 00:03:13,716 --> 00:03:17,918 Lynn is a dark cavern where conversations go to die. 83 00:03:17,953 --> 00:03:20,454 - That's hilarious. - What personality she has 84 00:03:20,489 --> 00:03:22,956 is only activated by low-calorie girly cocktails, 85 00:03:22,992 --> 00:03:25,592 which is doubtless why she drinks so much. 86 00:03:25,627 --> 00:03:28,395 Annika's decided I'm so amazing... which, true... 87 00:03:28,430 --> 00:03:30,197 but joining Team Joe is just the latest move 88 00:03:30,232 --> 00:03:32,199 in her cold war with queen bitch herself, 89 00:03:32,234 --> 00:03:34,267 Peach goddamn Salinger. 90 00:03:34,303 --> 00:03:36,470 Oh, hope you didn't start the fun without me. 91 00:03:36,505 --> 00:03:38,238 Oh, we did. 92 00:03:38,273 --> 00:03:40,073 Annika, thank God for that chest of yours, 93 00:03:40,109 --> 00:03:41,875 otherwise you'd be spilling guac all over 94 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:43,944 that Himalayan blanket I got Beck. 95 00:03:43,979 --> 00:03:46,913 So goes the endless merry-go-round of food issues. 96 00:03:46,949 --> 00:03:48,448 Peach snipes at Annika's body. 97 00:03:48,484 --> 00:03:50,617 Annika rubs her assets in Peach's face, 98 00:03:50,652 --> 00:03:54,254 which as defense mechanisms go beats the hell out of crying. 99 00:03:54,289 --> 00:03:57,391 I can get you some paper towels. 100 00:03:57,426 --> 00:03:59,793 - Wait up, I need a refill. - No, no. 101 00:03:59,828 --> 00:04:01,461 I got it, I'll take care of you. 102 00:04:01,497 --> 00:04:03,463 No, no, it's all right, I could use the company. 103 00:04:06,135 --> 00:04:10,003 Oh, this is so much more fun than girl's night classic. 104 00:04:10,039 --> 00:04:12,005 You know, when it was just us girls? 105 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:13,807 Peach has it out for me. 106 00:04:13,842 --> 00:04:15,609 Probably shouldn't have stolen her copy of "Oz," 107 00:04:15,644 --> 00:04:17,611 or maybe I shouldn't have returned it. 108 00:04:17,646 --> 00:04:19,613 But all that's behind me, Beck. 109 00:04:19,648 --> 00:04:21,415 If I just keep being the perfect boyfriend, 110 00:04:21,450 --> 00:04:23,417 you'll realize that life is so much healthier 111 00:04:23,452 --> 00:04:25,152 away from this toxicity. 112 00:04:25,187 --> 00:04:29,356 Joseph, I was thinking about thinning out my library, 113 00:04:29,391 --> 00:04:30,757 and I thought I'd ask the expert. 114 00:04:30,793 --> 00:04:33,427 What's a book like this worth? 115 00:04:33,462 --> 00:04:35,262 She's still trying to build a case that I'd be willing 116 00:04:35,297 --> 00:04:36,863 to swipe the damn thing. 117 00:04:36,899 --> 00:04:40,000 Well, it's printed by Riley in Britain. 118 00:04:40,035 --> 00:04:42,102 An original, a rarity. 119 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:43,308 Mm. 120 00:04:43,972 --> 00:04:46,840 Guess I better act quick, before some desperate person 121 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:48,708 tries to steal my little beauty away. 122 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:50,977 The real tragedy would be not appreciating what you have. 123 00:04:51,013 --> 00:04:53,713 If I were you, I'd hold on to her forever. 124 00:04:53,749 --> 00:04:56,650 But what do I know? I'm just a book store clerk. 125 00:05:00,389 --> 00:05:02,823 I'm trying, Beck. I am. 126 00:05:02,858 --> 00:05:05,659 But your friends bring out the worst in me. 127 00:05:05,694 --> 00:05:06,793 - Scoot, scoot. - Okay. 128 00:05:08,316 --> 00:05:14,669 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 129 00:05:14,703 --> 00:05:18,004 And then Rastish taught me this. 130 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:22,142 D minor. Goose bumps, babe. 131 00:05:23,612 --> 00:05:25,812 Hi Joe! 132 00:05:25,848 --> 00:05:29,683 This place is... 133 00:05:29,718 --> 00:05:31,031 musty. 134 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:33,520 Hi! Hi! 135 00:05:33,555 --> 00:05:35,655 Annika, what brings you to Mooney's? 136 00:05:35,691 --> 00:05:37,390 Your website, 137 00:05:37,426 --> 00:05:41,895 and the deep sadness it evokes. 138 00:05:41,930 --> 00:05:45,866 I mean, did you do this in MySpace? 139 00:05:45,901 --> 00:05:49,102 I've been telling Joe we need to modernize. 140 00:05:49,138 --> 00:05:51,071 Joe, I have 3.6 million followers, 141 00:05:51,106 --> 00:05:53,773 and I get 12k for a selfie in glasses. 142 00:05:53,809 --> 00:05:56,376 But I'm willing to do Mooney's for free, 143 00:05:56,411 --> 00:05:59,446 out of the kindness of my big-ass heart. 144 00:06:02,217 --> 00:06:04,351 - All right, let's do it. - Yay! 145 00:06:04,386 --> 00:06:08,388 If you need some authentic Russian folk vibes, I can, uh... 146 00:06:08,423 --> 00:06:11,354 Thank you, but I got this. 147 00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:19,466 Smart bitches get their brains juiced at Mooney's. 148 00:06:19,501 --> 00:06:21,535 #stacked. 149 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:24,804 If you ever wonder what it takes to become an influencer, 150 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:28,942 specifically a body-positive Insta-celeb, be shameless. 151 00:06:28,977 --> 00:06:31,244 Annika's turning her curves into an empire, 152 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,247 inspiring the ladies, arousing the gentlemen, everyone wins. 153 00:06:34,283 --> 00:06:36,116 It would be genuinely empowering 154 00:06:36,151 --> 00:06:38,018 if it weren't so clearly a rebellion against 155 00:06:38,053 --> 00:06:40,954 being Peach's, quote, "Fat friend from prep school." 156 00:06:44,026 --> 00:06:45,625 And what's this? 157 00:06:45,661 --> 00:06:48,094 Thank you, Annika's private Facebook. 158 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:50,263 Hello nose job. 159 00:06:50,299 --> 00:06:52,065 And just like that, 160 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,134 I know how to repay Annika for her kindness. 161 00:06:54,169 --> 00:06:57,737 Annika, why the hell is this not on your Insta? 162 00:06:57,773 --> 00:07:00,106 Oh my god, because it's mortifying. 163 00:07:00,142 --> 00:07:04,010 I mean, I'm adorkable, but Peach. 164 00:07:04,046 --> 00:07:05,245 Phew. 165 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:08,415 Lucky she is not on Facebook. 166 00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:10,455 It is cute, though. 167 00:07:12,749 --> 00:07:15,121 Do you run everything you post by Peach first? 168 00:07:15,157 --> 00:07:16,628 Hell no. 169 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,526 You're right, screw it. 170 00:07:19,561 --> 00:07:21,094 This is the ultimate throwback. 171 00:07:21,129 --> 00:07:24,266 I just need a brilliant caption. 172 00:07:24,302 --> 00:07:29,069 How about, "Bitches being our most authentic selves." 173 00:07:29,104 --> 00:07:34,207 Joe, it's like you're in my brain. 174 00:07:34,243 --> 00:07:38,144 No, I just know her audience. 175 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:40,113 Team Joe, one. Peach, zero. 176 00:07:40,148 --> 00:07:43,016 You'd be proud of me, Beck. I'm a good friend. 177 00:07:47,571 --> 00:07:50,957 Hi Allison, you wanted to see me? 178 00:07:50,993 --> 00:07:53,164 Guinevere, please, sit. 179 00:07:54,529 --> 00:07:57,130 I understand that some things are harder than others 180 00:07:57,165 --> 00:07:58,798 to write about. 181 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:02,469 Our own families are usually the top of the list. 182 00:08:02,504 --> 00:08:05,029 - I'm glad you stuck with it. - Thank you. 183 00:08:05,065 --> 00:08:07,140 My lit agent's assistant just got promoted, 184 00:08:07,175 --> 00:08:10,010 and may be able to connect you with some jobs for hire. 185 00:08:10,045 --> 00:08:12,145 Personal essays, reviews. 186 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:16,349 I'm in. I am so in. Thank you, Allison. 187 00:08:16,385 --> 00:08:18,151 I'll forward her contact info to you. 188 00:08:18,186 --> 00:08:19,816 Okay. 189 00:08:20,989 --> 00:08:25,859 And Beck, I was sorry to read about your father's passing. 190 00:08:33,969 --> 00:08:36,903 Peach tried hard to get you for a girls' night, 191 00:08:36,938 --> 00:08:38,772 but you picked me. 192 00:08:38,807 --> 00:08:41,574 Joe, two. Peach, bupkis. 193 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:44,344 Whoa! 194 00:08:44,379 --> 00:08:46,946 I think you might be a little overdressed for sushi. 195 00:08:46,982 --> 00:08:49,082 No, no, you're underdressed for the celebration 196 00:08:49,117 --> 00:08:51,051 I have planned. 197 00:08:53,221 --> 00:08:55,522 The theme of our evening is Fitzgerald and Zelda. 198 00:08:55,557 --> 00:08:56,956 Ooh. 199 00:08:56,992 --> 00:08:58,458 Which one of us is Zelda? 200 00:08:58,493 --> 00:09:01,461 Me, obviously. 201 00:09:01,496 --> 00:09:03,963 We begin at the Palm Court, 202 00:09:03,999 --> 00:09:06,700 where our literary couple famously danced 203 00:09:06,735 --> 00:09:08,068 in the plaza fountain... 204 00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:09,769 Where a burger costs 30 bucks. 205 00:09:09,805 --> 00:09:11,471 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 206 00:09:11,506 --> 00:09:13,373 You're gonna want to be in something a little jazzier. 207 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:16,242 We will be sitting in the very both 208 00:09:16,278 --> 00:09:18,478 where F. Scott conceived of Gatsby. 209 00:09:18,513 --> 00:09:20,280 That seems fake. 210 00:09:20,315 --> 00:09:22,716 And then after we've snarked about our $50 goat cheese cake, 211 00:09:22,751 --> 00:09:24,150 a horse-drawn carriage 212 00:09:24,186 --> 00:09:25,585 will take us to an even more exclusive club... 213 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:26,728 No way. 214 00:09:26,753 --> 00:09:30,323 Where Zelda herself danced the night away. 215 00:09:31,693 --> 00:09:33,393 Oh, that's weird. 216 00:09:33,428 --> 00:09:35,261 Annika never calls. 217 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:39,466 Hey Annika. 218 00:09:39,501 --> 00:09:42,107 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong? 219 00:09:43,638 --> 00:09:45,777 What video? 220 00:09:47,342 --> 00:09:49,642 I've got a bad feeling, Beck. 221 00:09:52,848 --> 00:09:54,981 "Click on my profile." Hmm. 222 00:09:55,016 --> 00:09:56,950 I have black guys. 223 00:09:56,985 --> 00:09:59,119 That's they... like, they see me, 224 00:09:59,154 --> 00:10:01,354 and they're like, "Damn, girl," you know? 225 00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:03,957 Where are the white guys 226 00:10:03,992 --> 00:10:06,826 that want a girl with a big butt? 227 00:10:06,862 --> 00:10:10,029 - Posted anonymously? - Yikes. 228 00:10:10,065 --> 00:10:13,099 This looks old, but casual racism is evergreen, 229 00:10:13,135 --> 00:10:15,368 and the Internet is turning against Annika 230 00:10:15,404 --> 00:10:17,170 at the speed of outrage. 231 00:10:17,205 --> 00:10:19,172 Of course, I can come over. 232 00:10:19,512 --> 00:10:21,312 But the timing, Beck. 233 00:10:21,347 --> 00:10:23,247 A video from college, today, 234 00:10:23,283 --> 00:10:25,149 in response to Annika taking a stand against Peach? 235 00:10:25,185 --> 00:10:27,151 Connect the damn dots. 236 00:10:27,187 --> 00:10:29,687 - I have to go. - Annika's having like... 237 00:10:29,723 --> 00:10:31,756 - Okay, go. - Be with your friend. 238 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:33,958 Help her push Peach out a window. 239 00:10:33,993 --> 00:10:36,260 I'll text you tomorrow. 240 00:10:36,296 --> 00:10:37,829 I made a mistake, 241 00:10:37,864 --> 00:10:40,665 underestimated Peach, her cruelty. 242 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,366 Today it's Annika. Tomorrow it could be you. 243 00:10:42,402 --> 00:10:43,789 Us. 244 00:10:43,824 --> 00:10:46,771 Beck, I may never be able to prove your best friend 245 00:10:46,806 --> 00:10:49,607 is capable of destroying you with a flick of her wrist, 246 00:10:49,642 --> 00:10:51,843 but that won't stop me from trying. 247 00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:56,947 I'm sorry I'll miss you this morning, 248 00:10:56,982 --> 00:10:58,382 but this is what it's come to. 249 00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:00,451 I'm running. I'm a runner now. 250 00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:03,687 Until yesterday I put all my effort into avoiding Peach. 251 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:05,522 But you know what they say, 252 00:11:05,558 --> 00:11:08,492 "Keep your friends close, and your enemies..." 253 00:11:08,527 --> 00:11:10,394 Keep losing your enemies, 254 00:11:10,429 --> 00:11:12,996 because you're so goddamn out of shape. 255 00:11:13,032 --> 00:11:15,999 Why does my kidney hurt? This is torture. 256 00:11:16,035 --> 00:11:18,368 But I have to know what we're up against. 257 00:11:18,404 --> 00:11:21,138 I need to get into her head. 258 00:11:21,173 --> 00:11:23,370 So exhibit A, 259 00:11:23,405 --> 00:11:26,076 Peach starts every day by punishing her own body. 260 00:11:26,111 --> 00:11:29,746 Sadomasochist? Orthorexic? Jury's still out. 261 00:11:29,782 --> 00:11:33,484 Exhibit B, Peach is loathed at work. 262 00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:37,721 Jaden, the Jacobsen chairs you ordered are knockoffs, 263 00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:39,823 and the specs on the Vanderbilt townhouse 264 00:11:39,859 --> 00:11:42,159 were supposed to be at my office by seven A.M. 265 00:11:42,194 --> 00:11:43,894 It's 6:50. 266 00:11:43,929 --> 00:11:46,029 - Entitled? Nepotized? - We're getting warmer. 267 00:11:46,065 --> 00:11:48,532 She doesn't go anywhere without that laptop. 268 00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:51,101 If only I could see inside. 269 00:11:51,136 --> 00:11:54,605 Exhibit C in our tour of Peach's psyche, 270 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,340 gauche, demented. 271 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,108 If this is the fruit of Peach's imagination, 272 00:11:58,143 --> 00:12:00,544 there's no telling what horrors she's capable of. 273 00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:04,448 Well, at least I have your old phone, 274 00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:06,083 so I sometimes get a little warning 275 00:12:06,118 --> 00:12:08,085 before miss congeniality appears. 276 00:12:13,259 --> 00:12:15,359 Hey. Is Joseph here? 277 00:12:15,394 --> 00:12:19,396 Yeah, he's, uh, somewhere working. 278 00:12:19,431 --> 00:12:21,265 Morning Joseph! 279 00:12:23,269 --> 00:12:25,135 Anyways, what's the big news? 280 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:27,971 Okay, so I don't want to be tacky and steal the spotlight 281 00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:29,673 from Annika's meltdown last night, 282 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:34,077 but, um, my professor is hooking me up with an agent. 283 00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:35,979 Beck! 284 00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:38,916 That's amazing and surprising, but... 285 00:12:38,951 --> 00:12:41,652 Shit! I'm so mad at myself. 286 00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:44,054 What do you mean? 287 00:12:44,089 --> 00:12:46,256 You know, with my family and everything, 288 00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:47,991 I have agency connections, 289 00:12:48,027 --> 00:12:51,261 so I was gonna call a friend, Roger Stevens. 290 00:12:51,297 --> 00:12:53,063 Roger Stevens? 291 00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:55,899 Doesn't he rep, like, famous writers? 292 00:12:55,935 --> 00:12:58,502 You mean like, Pulitzer winners, 293 00:12:58,537 --> 00:12:59,903 Booker Prize finalists, 294 00:12:59,939 --> 00:13:02,139 67% of the Time's Best Sellers list? 295 00:13:02,174 --> 00:13:04,107 Yeah, Beck, I'd say Roger Stevens 296 00:13:04,143 --> 00:13:05,742 has repped some famous writers, 297 00:13:05,778 --> 00:13:08,312 which, no offense, begs the question, 298 00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:11,114 why would he be interested in an MFA student? 299 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,817 You can write for magazines, totally, you know? 300 00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:17,688 That's legit, honest work. Like, what Annika does. 301 00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,757 But Roger doesn't sell articles, you know? 302 00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:23,193 He represents real authors. 303 00:13:23,228 --> 00:13:26,496 So it just depends on who you want to be. 304 00:13:26,532 --> 00:13:28,966 I mean, if you can introduce us. 305 00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:30,601 Happy to, yeah. 306 00:13:30,636 --> 00:13:32,102 He and I know each other from when he was a counselor 307 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:34,172 at my Jew camp, so... 308 00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:36,807 You know what? 309 00:13:36,842 --> 00:13:38,308 Joseph! 310 00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:40,711 Joseph! Joseph? 311 00:13:40,746 --> 00:13:42,379 I didn't know you were here, Peach, hey. 312 00:13:42,414 --> 00:13:44,348 We are gonna need you to shut this place down 313 00:13:44,383 --> 00:13:46,283 tomorrow night for a private party. 314 00:13:46,318 --> 00:13:47,818 You know, it's perfect. 315 00:13:47,853 --> 00:13:50,554 Roger is obsessed with the sad and gritty New York. 316 00:13:50,589 --> 00:13:53,957 I'll take care of everything, if you can just, 317 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:57,294 you know, clean up a little. 318 00:13:57,329 --> 00:14:00,964 - You're amazing. Thank you. - Of course. 319 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,567 You don't owe me anything, okay? 320 00:14:03,602 --> 00:14:05,370 Happy to. 321 00:14:06,238 --> 00:14:08,338 Oh, but you do, Beck. 322 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,475 But what am I supposed to do, root for your failure? 323 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:14,045 That's not love. It's not me. 324 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,149 "Wuthering Heights," huh? 325 00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:28,225 It's a near perfect cover 326 00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:33,330 for "Juvenilia: The Prosecution of Minors in New York State." 327 00:14:45,711 --> 00:14:48,512 I hear what goes on when Ron gets drunk. 328 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,347 I get it. 329 00:14:50,382 --> 00:14:53,083 You want options, legally defensible options. 330 00:14:53,118 --> 00:14:54,551 Maybe you're trying to figure out what would happen 331 00:14:54,586 --> 00:14:55,919 if you took a swing at Ron? 332 00:14:55,954 --> 00:15:00,023 Put yourself between him and your mom? 333 00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:02,459 Well, screw the book, I can tell you what will happen. 334 00:15:02,494 --> 00:15:05,295 Best case, you hurt him. 335 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,130 Worst case, he hurts you back. 336 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,799 Someone at school will see what he did to you. 337 00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,801 Next thing you know, CPS is at your door, 338 00:15:10,836 --> 00:15:12,302 you have 30 minutes to pack a bag. 339 00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:14,938 Your mom loses custody. 340 00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:17,607 You get punted from group home to group home to group home, 341 00:15:17,643 --> 00:15:19,443 until you're 18, or you get fed up 342 00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:21,195 and see if you can hack it on the streets. 343 00:15:22,363 --> 00:15:24,848 Maybe you can do that. I couldn't. 344 00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:46,436 Read this, instead. "The Count of Monte Cristo." 345 00:15:46,472 --> 00:15:49,072 It's another Dumas, and we'll talk when you're done. 346 00:15:49,108 --> 00:15:50,641 What's it about? 347 00:15:51,877 --> 00:15:54,478 Revenge, but more importantly, 348 00:15:54,513 --> 00:15:56,379 living with the enemy. 349 00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:12,662 So he gives the Pulitzer back, and he's like, 350 00:16:12,698 --> 00:16:13,997 "I'll have to trust you, 351 00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:16,500 I wrote the whole thing on acid." 352 00:16:20,806 --> 00:16:22,339 Hi. 353 00:16:22,374 --> 00:16:25,041 I thought you said this would be casual? 354 00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:27,277 - Oh. - Come on, I'll introduce you. 355 00:16:27,312 --> 00:16:29,880 Wait, I need to get a drink first. 356 00:16:38,357 --> 00:16:40,157 Don't be nervous. 357 00:16:40,192 --> 00:16:41,491 Just be yourself. 358 00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:43,360 I can't be myself. 359 00:16:43,395 --> 00:16:45,695 I mean, the only reason an agent like Roger Stevens 360 00:16:45,731 --> 00:16:47,497 would even be interested in me are my stupid essays 361 00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:51,168 about my stupid dead dad, who is very much alive. 362 00:16:51,203 --> 00:16:54,404 Okay, so don't be yourself, be more interesting. 363 00:16:54,439 --> 00:16:56,840 You know, half the authors you've ever read 364 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,542 made up personas. 365 00:16:58,577 --> 00:17:00,977 You know the Fitzgerald and the fountain story 366 00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:02,712 is tourism-fueled bullshit, 367 00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:06,550 so give this guy a version of Beck, 368 00:17:06,585 --> 00:17:08,885 birthed by the same formidable, 369 00:17:08,921 --> 00:17:12,756 creative mind that put those words to paper. 370 00:17:17,863 --> 00:17:19,729 Fitzgerald. 371 00:17:19,765 --> 00:17:21,765 And Zelda. 372 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:32,242 Oh, Roger, this is Guinevere Beck, 373 00:17:32,277 --> 00:17:34,377 the writer I was telling you about. 374 00:17:34,413 --> 00:17:36,246 Guinevere, my lady, I love it. 375 00:17:36,281 --> 00:17:38,181 It's so old-fashioned, mwah. 376 00:17:38,217 --> 00:17:41,751 Just call me Beck. A lady, I am not. 377 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,855 Well, I am going to go check on the pear water. 378 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,790 Be back. 379 00:17:47,703 --> 00:17:49,392 So, how long have you known Peach? 380 00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:52,364 Since her Adderall days. You? 381 00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:55,699 Uh, you know, since I started selling her Adderall. 382 00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:57,518 Ah. 383 00:17:58,937 --> 00:18:03,139 Hard not to stare, right? Roger keeps it tight. 384 00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:06,652 I guess the book business isn't always so pale and flaccid. 385 00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:09,446 Did Beck tell you I started jogging? 386 00:18:09,481 --> 00:18:10,814 Fun. 387 00:18:10,849 --> 00:18:12,482 Runner's high is better than sex, 388 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:15,318 and for some may last longer. 389 00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:17,420 Touché, bitch. 390 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,291 Honestly, I'm starting to think people who run just hate themselves. 391 00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:23,760 No, it's all about the music, Joseph. 392 00:18:23,795 --> 00:18:27,163 Find the right song, and the whole thing becomes effortless. 393 00:18:27,199 --> 00:18:28,498 Like Roger and Beck. 394 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,236 Can I be honest? 395 00:18:33,638 --> 00:18:35,839 She's lucky she has me. 396 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:39,018 Beck rarely knows what's best for her. 397 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,979 I couldn't agree more. 398 00:19:14,859 --> 00:19:16,658 Of course, password protected. 399 00:19:16,694 --> 00:19:19,628 It's too risky. Peach is already paranoid. 400 00:19:33,611 --> 00:19:37,846 So, these are the humans that made a creature like Peach. 401 00:19:37,882 --> 00:19:39,815 God forbid a hair's out of place 402 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:41,622 for the country club crowd. 403 00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:46,989 Bingo, diary. 404 00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:51,427 Food diary. 405 00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:53,718 Christ, is there no end to the neurosis? 406 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:58,593 Hello. How old were you when this was taken, Beck? 407 00:19:58,618 --> 00:20:00,751 And what is Peach doing with it? 408 00:20:03,674 --> 00:20:05,938 Hello, Joe. 409 00:20:07,178 --> 00:20:09,567 Sorry I'm so wet. 410 00:20:42,913 --> 00:20:46,148 Your friend is feisty. Can she write? 411 00:20:46,183 --> 00:20:47,716 There's potential. 412 00:20:47,751 --> 00:20:49,818 She's not quite there, yet, though. 413 00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:52,154 MFA programs are such a scam. 414 00:20:52,189 --> 00:20:53,532 Want me to give your friend some advice? 415 00:20:53,567 --> 00:20:56,859 If she wants to be a real writer, she should drop out. 416 00:20:56,894 --> 00:20:58,494 I'm working on it. 417 00:20:58,529 --> 00:21:01,396 Just, you know, be gentle turning her down. 418 00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:03,699 It sucks to be right, Beck. 419 00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:06,735 Peach is trying to sabotage your career, 420 00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:08,737 and I have to know why. 421 00:21:16,654 --> 00:21:18,654 Here is some of the most common passwords. 422 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:22,025 Password. 123456. 423 00:21:22,061 --> 00:21:23,232 Babygirl. 424 00:21:23,268 --> 00:21:24,642 Babygirl, really? 425 00:21:25,328 --> 00:21:27,601 In any case, I doubt Peach is that stupid, 426 00:21:27,636 --> 00:21:30,648 so I'm outsourcing to someone who's known her longer. 427 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,434 Hey Annika, how you holding up? 428 00:21:33,469 --> 00:21:35,956 Well, I lost all my sponsors, 'cause they're all a bunch of pussies, 429 00:21:35,991 --> 00:21:37,416 a third of my Instagram followers, 430 00:21:37,452 --> 00:21:39,935 and the only person who tweeted in my defense was a Kardashian, 431 00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:42,209 so, I mean, honestly, where is the witch hunt for the guy 432 00:21:42,245 --> 00:21:43,811 who saw blackout drunk girl 433 00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:46,547 and decided to whip out his camera? 434 00:21:46,582 --> 00:21:48,449 - Where's Beck? - At my place. 435 00:21:48,484 --> 00:21:49,884 She's revising one of her pieces. 436 00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:51,285 She's been slammed. 437 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,287 Not too busy to party with Peach though, 438 00:21:53,322 --> 00:21:55,222 but hey, that's Peach. 439 00:21:55,258 --> 00:21:56,824 Beck's her favorite puppy. 440 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,025 Puppy? 441 00:21:58,060 --> 00:21:59,526 She treats her like a pet, right? 442 00:21:59,562 --> 00:22:01,729 Every day, it's just like, "Beck-alicious this," 443 00:22:01,764 --> 00:22:03,364 and, "Beck-alicious that." 444 00:22:03,399 --> 00:22:05,633 And you know Beck secretly loves it. 445 00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:08,369 The two of them are so co-dependent. 446 00:22:10,172 --> 00:22:12,740 I'm sorry, I know she's your girlfriend. 447 00:22:12,775 --> 00:22:15,542 You know, in Beck's defense, she really is writing. 448 00:22:15,578 --> 00:22:17,645 I'm pushing her to make her deadlines. 449 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,014 Well, aren't you boyfriend of the year? 450 00:22:20,049 --> 00:22:21,982 - I try. - Yeah. 451 00:22:22,018 --> 00:22:24,251 Hey, did Peach ever have any real pets? 452 00:22:24,287 --> 00:22:26,654 Lame segue. I need the password. 453 00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:28,355 Um, Dalloway. 454 00:22:28,391 --> 00:22:29,723 Dalloway? 455 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:31,992 Yeah, a purebred Bichon Frise, obviously. 456 00:22:32,028 --> 00:22:35,829 Yeah, Peach was, like, devastated when she ran away. 457 00:22:35,865 --> 00:22:37,998 I'm sorry, I just need to work through this out loud. 458 00:22:38,034 --> 00:22:40,034 It's like, you know who gets away 459 00:22:40,069 --> 00:22:43,337 with a self-deprecating joke that's a little risqué? 460 00:22:43,372 --> 00:22:44,939 And by risqué, she means racist. 461 00:22:44,974 --> 00:22:46,373 The fat girl. 462 00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:48,575 Everybody laughs, because she is harmless, 463 00:22:48,611 --> 00:22:51,278 and drunk, and funny, but like in a fat way. 464 00:22:51,314 --> 00:22:53,847 But you know who gets crucified for that same, risqué joke? 465 00:22:53,883 --> 00:22:55,549 Again, to be clear, racist. 466 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,284 The former fat girl who is actually just 467 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,752 embracing her body. 468 00:22:58,788 --> 00:23:02,056 I mean, girls won't let girls just be. 469 00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:06,627 - Thank god. - This was a huge mistake. 470 00:23:06,662 --> 00:23:08,662 Sorry, it's Beck. 471 00:23:09,231 --> 00:23:10,931 Hey, what's up? 472 00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:13,267 So, um, Peach is here. 473 00:23:13,302 --> 00:23:15,636 As in here, in your apartment. 474 00:23:17,873 --> 00:23:20,207 Something about a stolen laptop. 475 00:23:29,986 --> 00:23:31,452 Why don't you just save us all the embarrassment 476 00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:33,053 and tell me where it is? 477 00:23:33,089 --> 00:23:35,222 Is it in the kitchen? Is it under the sofa? 478 00:23:35,257 --> 00:23:36,657 Some little hidey hole where you squirrel away 479 00:23:36,692 --> 00:23:39,093 - all your stolen goods? - Stolen goods? 480 00:23:39,128 --> 00:23:40,961 Okay, slow down, I don't know what you're talking about. 481 00:23:40,997 --> 00:23:43,630 Yes, you do. Last night you left halfway through. 482 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,499 - Where did you go, Joseph? - Probably to take a piss. 483 00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:47,993 Peach, believe it or not, I can afford my own computer. 484 00:23:49,338 --> 00:23:52,906 - Beck, help me out. - I don't know. 485 00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:54,742 What do you mean you don't know? 486 00:23:54,777 --> 00:23:58,145 - I don't know. - I mean, of course you didn't... 487 00:23:58,180 --> 00:24:01,348 I just... please, don't put me in the middle of this. 488 00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:07,321 Okay, Peach, if your laptop is stolen, 489 00:24:07,356 --> 00:24:09,323 I believe you, but the people at the party 490 00:24:09,358 --> 00:24:11,658 weren't exactly strapped for cash, so I don't know. 491 00:24:11,694 --> 00:24:14,294 I mean, is there, like, some other, 492 00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:16,263 more personal reason someone would mess with you? 493 00:24:16,298 --> 00:24:19,400 Oh, my God, Peach. Weren't you just saying last week 494 00:24:19,435 --> 00:24:22,319 that you were feeling unsafe in your own home? 495 00:24:23,806 --> 00:24:26,173 Whoa. 496 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:28,942 I mean, you run out in the open every morning. 497 00:24:28,978 --> 00:24:31,045 You're very pretty, you're a Salinger. 498 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:34,648 What if someone's creeping on you? 499 00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,350 It wouldn't be the first time. 500 00:24:36,385 --> 00:24:37,818 It wouldn't? 501 00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:39,378 Hallelujah. 502 00:24:40,656 --> 00:24:43,057 Let's just say that James Franco and I didn't end well. 503 00:24:43,092 --> 00:24:44,391 We should call the police. 504 00:24:44,427 --> 00:24:45,993 And what are they gonna do? 505 00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,861 Interrogate every single one of Peach's friends? 506 00:24:47,897 --> 00:24:49,630 Good luck convincing them it's not just misplaced. 507 00:24:49,665 --> 00:24:51,198 I'm sorry, I have to ask, 508 00:24:51,233 --> 00:24:53,308 have you tried "Find My Computer" yet? 509 00:24:54,603 --> 00:24:56,370 It's just this little GPS... 510 00:24:56,405 --> 00:24:58,539 I don't need you to mansplain "Find My Computer." 511 00:24:58,574 --> 00:25:00,574 - I know how to do it. - All right. 512 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,459 Peach, isn't that your place? 513 00:25:06,494 --> 00:25:08,179 She didn't really think I'd be dumb enough 514 00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:10,617 to bring her laptop here, did she? 515 00:25:13,856 --> 00:25:15,355 Classy apology. 516 00:25:15,391 --> 00:25:17,424 Joe, stop it. 517 00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:20,594 Stop what? That was some bullshit, Beck. 518 00:25:20,629 --> 00:25:22,663 And you didn't exactly rush to my defense. 519 00:25:22,698 --> 00:25:24,431 What was I supposed to do? 520 00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:26,533 You two are always sniping at each other. 521 00:25:26,569 --> 00:25:27,820 And breaking into each other's places, 522 00:25:27,856 --> 00:25:29,101 but that's not the point. 523 00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:31,271 She has it out for me from the first day we met. 524 00:25:31,307 --> 00:25:33,273 - No she hasn't. - Are you blind? 525 00:25:33,309 --> 00:25:36,276 Maybe you can't see it, but Peach is next level vindictive. 526 00:25:36,312 --> 00:25:37,744 You know what, if you hate my friends so much, 527 00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:38,912 why do you hang out with them? 528 00:25:38,948 --> 00:25:40,347 Because you force me to. 529 00:25:40,382 --> 00:25:41,915 If I didn't, I wouldn't see you. 530 00:25:41,951 --> 00:25:43,584 You know what, I don't have time for this. 531 00:25:43,619 --> 00:25:45,419 I was supposed to send my pages to Roger Stevens, 532 00:25:45,454 --> 00:25:47,354 like, an hour ago. 533 00:25:47,389 --> 00:25:49,923 He doesn't care, he doesn't care, he doesn't care. 534 00:25:49,959 --> 00:25:51,575 He doesn't care! 535 00:25:52,795 --> 00:25:54,228 He's never going to sign you. 536 00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:55,729 Peach is setting you up to fail. 537 00:25:55,764 --> 00:25:57,145 I heard them talking at the party. 538 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,366 Roger thinks MFAs are a waste time, and Peach said herself 539 00:25:59,401 --> 00:26:01,802 she thinks that you are not ready. 540 00:26:01,837 --> 00:26:04,071 I'm sorry, I know the truth hurts, 541 00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:05,772 but I have to set you free. 542 00:26:05,808 --> 00:26:08,575 You are an asshole. 543 00:26:10,246 --> 00:26:12,246 You know, if you don't believe in me, just say so. 544 00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:14,414 Don't come up with some bullshit conspiracy theory. 545 00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:16,557 No, Beck. Wait, no, I'm telling the truth. 546 00:26:16,593 --> 00:26:18,619 You're allowed to be jealous of Roger. 547 00:26:18,654 --> 00:26:20,220 I get it, you're a guy, boo-hoo. 548 00:26:20,256 --> 00:26:22,156 He's young and successful. 549 00:26:22,191 --> 00:26:23,260 No, that's not... no, no, no, no, no. 550 00:26:23,295 --> 00:26:26,093 I don't care. The last thing I would've expected you to be 551 00:26:26,128 --> 00:26:28,629 was unsupportive. 552 00:26:31,867 --> 00:26:33,767 Our first fight. 553 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,303 It was worse than I could have imagined, 554 00:26:36,338 --> 00:26:38,438 and it's all thanks to Peach. 555 00:26:38,474 --> 00:26:40,941 I want to punish her for coming between us, 556 00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:42,676 but I can't. I'm not that guy. 557 00:26:42,711 --> 00:26:45,612 I'm an understanding, supportive boyfriend. 558 00:26:45,648 --> 00:26:48,182 I'm barely clever enough to have gotten away with this. 559 00:26:48,217 --> 00:26:49,783 The last piece of the Peach puzzle, 560 00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:51,485 proof that she has it out for you. 561 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,653 Here we go. 562 00:26:52,688 --> 00:26:54,254 Dalloway. 563 00:26:54,290 --> 00:26:56,590 God, even the dog is pretentious. 564 00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:58,525 Thanks for nothing, Annika. 565 00:26:58,561 --> 00:27:00,294 "Beck-alicious this and Beck-alicious that." 566 00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:02,329 There's no way this works, 567 00:27:02,364 --> 00:27:05,098 but also, please work. 568 00:27:05,134 --> 00:27:08,101 Okay. Officially skeeved. 569 00:27:08,137 --> 00:27:10,370 Not sure what I'm looking for, 570 00:27:10,406 --> 00:27:12,339 but I'll know it when I... 571 00:27:12,374 --> 00:27:13,941 Oh, GB. 572 00:27:13,976 --> 00:27:15,575 Guinevere Beck? 573 00:27:16,312 --> 00:27:17,644 The hell? 574 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,513 Is this blackmail? 575 00:27:19,548 --> 00:27:22,716 No, there's too much of this, going too far back. 576 00:27:22,751 --> 00:27:24,785 I know what it's like to be in love with you, Beck. 577 00:27:24,820 --> 00:27:26,653 This is not what love looks like. 578 00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:29,790 This isn't how love behaves. This is the work of a sick mind. 579 00:27:29,825 --> 00:27:32,226 Let's call it what it is, perversion. 580 00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:35,229 Now I understand why Peach is setting you up for failure. 581 00:27:35,264 --> 00:27:38,966 She's not threatened by you. She's obsessed with you. 582 00:27:39,001 --> 00:27:42,336 Oh! You know I love you forever, right? 583 00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:44,638 She wants to watch you, have you, control you, 584 00:27:44,673 --> 00:27:46,306 like she controls every other piece of her life. 585 00:27:46,342 --> 00:27:48,175 She wants you all to herself. 586 00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:49,343 Mwah! 587 00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:52,779 Beck, you've got a stalker. 588 00:27:55,997 --> 00:27:58,398 Stop me if you've heard this one before. 589 00:27:58,586 --> 00:28:01,554 A girl grows up in a strict, old money family, 590 00:28:01,589 --> 00:28:03,956 where any deviations from tradition are punished. 591 00:28:03,992 --> 00:28:07,159 Two choices, be like them, or be excommunicated. 592 00:28:07,195 --> 00:28:08,761 No love, no money. 593 00:28:08,796 --> 00:28:10,062 At some point she makes a friend. 594 00:28:10,098 --> 00:28:11,532 That's you, Beck. 595 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:14,300 She develops a harmless crush, and it's 2018. 596 00:28:14,335 --> 00:28:16,569 So who gives a shit if she's gay, or bi, or pan, 597 00:28:16,604 --> 00:28:18,437 or just a mortal in the presence 598 00:28:18,473 --> 00:28:20,273 of your dangerous and exceptional pheromones? 599 00:28:20,308 --> 00:28:21,507 I'll tell you, who. 600 00:28:21,542 --> 00:28:23,409 Her family, and she knows it, 601 00:28:23,444 --> 00:28:25,036 so she takes her normal healthy feelings 602 00:28:25,072 --> 00:28:28,614 and crushes them, nurses them in a dark, secret place 603 00:28:28,650 --> 00:28:31,450 for years until they mutate 604 00:28:31,486 --> 00:28:33,619 into an obsession, a sickness, 605 00:28:33,655 --> 00:28:36,589 and now your best friend is a stalker and a sociopath, 606 00:28:36,624 --> 00:28:39,091 and... oh God, a liar. 607 00:28:39,127 --> 00:28:40,860 Runner's high is a myth. 608 00:28:40,895 --> 00:28:42,995 Why the hell did I take up jogging again? 609 00:28:43,031 --> 00:28:45,031 I'm in hell, Beck. 610 00:28:45,066 --> 00:28:47,333 Even if I could share the proof, you'd never believe me, 611 00:28:47,368 --> 00:28:48,901 and now you're not even talking to me, 612 00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:51,304 which means, you're in trouble. 613 00:28:54,742 --> 00:28:57,943 Look at you, like a little literary hooker. 614 00:28:57,979 --> 00:28:59,512 Get in. 615 00:29:01,649 --> 00:29:03,115 Hey. 616 00:29:03,151 --> 00:29:04,650 Oh. 617 00:29:04,686 --> 00:29:07,787 I so appreciate you reading my stuff. 618 00:29:07,822 --> 00:29:09,889 Thank you for being down to ride. 619 00:29:09,924 --> 00:29:12,992 I've got this Met benefit lunch downtown this afternoon. 620 00:29:13,027 --> 00:29:15,795 I figured you and I could just bang it out. 621 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:19,031 Hey, office hours are better without the office. 622 00:29:19,067 --> 00:29:20,666 Well said. 623 00:29:20,702 --> 00:29:25,004 Hey, speaking of, these essays? These poems? 624 00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:27,740 Loved, loved, loved every page. 625 00:29:27,775 --> 00:29:29,642 Oh, my God, really? 626 00:29:29,677 --> 00:29:31,310 Fathers are the worst. 627 00:29:31,346 --> 00:29:33,813 It's like their job is to mess us up. 628 00:29:33,848 --> 00:29:35,681 What if we all just had two moms, right? 629 00:29:35,717 --> 00:29:37,750 There'd be no wars, none. 630 00:29:37,785 --> 00:29:39,485 Oh, I know, right? 631 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,178 Okay. 632 00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:44,682 I'm gonna be real with you. 633 00:29:46,058 --> 00:29:50,329 I think some of your stuff is problematic. 634 00:29:50,365 --> 00:29:52,832 Wait, what do you mean? 635 00:29:52,867 --> 00:29:55,234 Addiction is a disease, 636 00:29:55,269 --> 00:29:57,837 and you want to put your dead dad on trial 637 00:29:57,872 --> 00:29:59,613 for being a victim? 638 00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:02,782 I think the one you're talking about, 639 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,945 it's... it's meant to be about forgiveness. 640 00:30:11,953 --> 00:30:14,954 Ah, I'm sorry, that is my bad. 641 00:30:14,989 --> 00:30:16,756 I skimmed. 642 00:30:23,331 --> 00:30:25,264 So what's your thing? 643 00:30:25,299 --> 00:30:27,767 Like, is it like daddy like daughter? 644 00:30:27,802 --> 00:30:29,201 Ouch! Shit. 645 00:30:29,237 --> 00:30:30,703 What the hell? What are you doing? 646 00:30:30,738 --> 00:30:32,772 Will you relax? 647 00:30:32,807 --> 00:30:35,191 Here, take one of these. 648 00:30:35,810 --> 00:30:38,043 No, I don't... I don't take anything. 649 00:30:38,079 --> 00:30:40,579 Jesus, no wonder I couldn't get through your stuff. 650 00:30:40,615 --> 00:30:42,948 Peach was right, you have a lot to learn. 651 00:30:42,984 --> 00:30:45,117 Do you think sobriety created Joyce Carol Oates, sweetheart? 652 00:30:45,153 --> 00:30:46,385 You have a problem. 653 00:30:46,421 --> 00:30:48,621 - Well, you're a judgy little bitch. - Could you pull over? 654 00:30:48,656 --> 00:30:50,807 This book is crap. 655 00:30:50,842 --> 00:30:53,225 He waits 24 years to get justice? 656 00:30:53,261 --> 00:30:54,894 What kind of message is that? 657 00:30:55,503 --> 00:30:57,329 A smart one, it's all about the long game. 658 00:30:57,365 --> 00:30:58,964 My mom needs help now. 659 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,300 Sometimes putting yourself between two people 660 00:31:01,335 --> 00:31:03,803 is a surefire way to make things worse. 661 00:31:03,838 --> 00:31:05,638 I promise you, we're not going to let anything 662 00:31:05,673 --> 00:31:07,006 happen to you or your mom. 663 00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,607 It's too late. 664 00:31:16,651 --> 00:31:19,193 Beck-ish, I got your SOS. 665 00:31:19,887 --> 00:31:22,029 Oh, sweetie, what's wrong? Come here. 666 00:31:22,790 --> 00:31:26,292 - You set me up. - Excuse me? 667 00:31:26,327 --> 00:31:29,428 Your friend, Roger Stevens, was an asshole and a freak. 668 00:31:29,464 --> 00:31:33,132 He doesn't want to sign me. He never wanted to sign me. 669 00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:36,168 This whole thing was just designed to humiliate me. 670 00:31:36,204 --> 00:31:38,704 Okay, calm down and tell me what happened. 671 00:31:38,739 --> 00:31:41,941 He didn't even read my stuff. He was a rude, entitled douche, 672 00:31:41,976 --> 00:31:43,642 who only wanted to get high and... 673 00:31:43,678 --> 00:31:47,446 I wish I was exaggerating... bang me in a limo. 674 00:31:47,482 --> 00:31:49,682 God, and you sent me there! 675 00:31:49,717 --> 00:31:51,884 I had no idea that he was using again. 676 00:31:51,919 --> 00:31:54,220 I mean, he's been clean since 9/11. 677 00:31:54,255 --> 00:31:57,156 Beck, when it happened, he was in an airport. 678 00:31:57,191 --> 00:32:01,293 I don't give a shit! You threw me under the bus. 679 00:32:01,329 --> 00:32:03,229 "She's got a lot to learn?" 680 00:32:03,264 --> 00:32:05,998 Go to hell. Joe was right. 681 00:32:06,033 --> 00:32:09,134 You live to cut down your friends. 682 00:32:09,535 --> 00:32:11,670 Hey, I don't know what your boyfriend told you... 683 00:32:11,706 --> 00:32:14,707 Don't lie to me, Peach. I'm not stupid, I'm not Annika. 684 00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:17,643 Oh, come on, Annika may not remember the night 685 00:32:17,678 --> 00:32:19,979 she went on that rant, but I do. 686 00:32:20,014 --> 00:32:22,047 Junior year, Marcy House. 687 00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:25,150 I was there. We were both there. 688 00:32:25,186 --> 00:32:27,386 Are you accusing me of sabotaging Annika? 689 00:32:27,421 --> 00:32:31,857 And me, and anyone else who edges into your spotlight. 690 00:32:31,893 --> 00:32:34,860 You would rather pick apart your friends than maybe admit 691 00:32:34,896 --> 00:32:38,964 that you're not being your most amazing self right now. 692 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,669 It is exhausting being your friend. 693 00:32:45,940 --> 00:32:47,606 I don't know what to say. 694 00:32:47,642 --> 00:32:49,608 I mean, it was a favor, Beck, 695 00:32:49,644 --> 00:32:51,677 and I don't need to love your self-absorbed poetry 696 00:32:51,712 --> 00:32:53,704 in order to be kind to you. 697 00:32:55,650 --> 00:32:57,666 Where are you going? 698 00:32:58,419 --> 00:32:59,752 Beck! 699 00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:01,787 Beck? 700 00:33:01,822 --> 00:33:03,422 Come back! 701 00:33:26,347 --> 00:33:28,147 Can I come in? 702 00:33:50,037 --> 00:33:52,605 I owe you an apology. 703 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,007 You were right. 704 00:33:55,042 --> 00:33:57,343 About Peach's douche bag agent, 705 00:33:57,378 --> 00:33:58,777 about Peach. 706 00:33:58,813 --> 00:34:01,146 I told you so, I told you so. 707 00:34:01,182 --> 00:34:03,023 I'm so sorry. 708 00:34:04,986 --> 00:34:07,586 How do you see things so clearly? 709 00:34:07,622 --> 00:34:10,239 I mean, things I can't even see for myself? 710 00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,660 Oh, you must hate me. 711 00:34:14,695 --> 00:34:17,997 - Are you kidding? - I loathe you. 712 00:34:18,032 --> 00:34:20,966 Get out of here, you trash goblin! 713 00:34:21,002 --> 00:34:22,968 Whatever. 714 00:34:23,004 --> 00:34:24,536 This place is a dump. 715 00:34:24,572 --> 00:34:26,939 Oh, is it honesty o'clock? Because I've been saving up 716 00:34:26,974 --> 00:34:28,540 some intense constructive criticism. 717 00:34:28,576 --> 00:34:30,042 No, no, no, no, I can't handle it. 718 00:34:30,077 --> 00:34:33,053 Back to secrets and lies, please. 719 00:34:43,024 --> 00:34:45,958 - Oh, ignore that. - You think? 720 00:34:51,232 --> 00:34:53,132 I'm sorry, this is gonna keep happening. 721 00:34:53,167 --> 00:34:55,200 She needs to get the message now. 722 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,455 You need to stop calling me. 723 00:35:00,575 --> 00:35:02,008 Peach? 724 00:35:02,044 --> 00:35:06,545 I just wanted to say you're right. 725 00:35:07,254 --> 00:35:10,350 I'm a bitch. I'm sorry. 726 00:35:10,385 --> 00:35:11,918 - Peach? - What's going on. 727 00:35:11,953 --> 00:35:14,054 Nothing, I just... 728 00:35:14,089 --> 00:35:15,989 took some pills. 729 00:35:16,024 --> 00:35:17,514 Which pills? 730 00:35:18,627 --> 00:35:19,859 All of them. 731 00:35:22,030 --> 00:35:23,129 Peach? 732 00:35:30,456 --> 00:35:32,356 Oh, no. 733 00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:34,491 Joe, I need towels and... 734 00:35:34,526 --> 00:35:37,761 and there's a Naloxone spray in the guest bathroom. 735 00:35:37,796 --> 00:35:39,997 - Which one is that? - It's downstairs. 736 00:35:58,150 --> 00:36:01,517 That's good, get it all out. 737 00:36:04,713 --> 00:36:06,358 Where's, uh... where's the nasal spray? 738 00:36:06,393 --> 00:36:07,959 Oh, shit, it must have come out in the hallway. 739 00:36:07,995 --> 00:36:09,461 It's fine, it's fine, I'll get it. 740 00:36:09,496 --> 00:36:11,430 - You sure? - Yeah. 741 00:36:17,438 --> 00:36:21,373 - No way. - Peach logged her own suicide? 742 00:36:21,408 --> 00:36:25,410 200 milligrams Ibuprofen, 15 milligrams Wellbutrin. 743 00:36:25,446 --> 00:36:27,079 There isn't enough in her system 744 00:36:27,114 --> 00:36:29,247 for a light buzz, let alone an OD. 745 00:36:29,283 --> 00:36:31,881 I see you spying, Joseph. 746 00:36:33,946 --> 00:36:36,580 You can't prove I wrote it all down. 747 00:36:38,092 --> 00:36:40,125 Jesus, Beck. 748 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,961 This whole thing is an act. 749 00:36:42,996 --> 00:36:45,931 A trap. Tell me you see it. 750 00:36:45,966 --> 00:36:47,432 I'll call the hospital. 751 00:36:47,468 --> 00:36:51,236 No, they'll put a 72-hour hold on me. 752 00:36:51,271 --> 00:36:52,637 I'll be committed. 753 00:36:52,673 --> 00:36:54,673 Exactly. 754 00:37:00,948 --> 00:37:03,582 Beck, if this is real, she needs to go to a hospital. 755 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:05,956 If this is real? 756 00:37:08,161 --> 00:37:10,895 Did you even try to find the Naloxone? 757 00:37:12,865 --> 00:37:14,548 Joseph. 758 00:37:21,368 --> 00:37:23,235 Joe, will you wait outside? 759 00:37:23,270 --> 00:37:25,270 Yeah. 760 00:37:30,577 --> 00:37:33,025 Thank you for saving me. 761 00:37:33,747 --> 00:37:35,981 Joe does have a point. 762 00:37:36,016 --> 00:37:38,517 You should get a check-up. 763 00:37:42,356 --> 00:37:47,492 What if instead you just stay the night, 764 00:37:47,517 --> 00:37:49,861 just in case anything happens. 765 00:37:49,897 --> 00:37:51,678 Whatever you need. 766 00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:08,380 Beck, what I said about her faking it... 767 00:38:08,415 --> 00:38:12,017 - Oh, please, Joe, stop. - She could have died. 768 00:38:12,052 --> 00:38:13,552 We're not that lucky. 769 00:38:13,587 --> 00:38:15,420 You two had one fight. 770 00:38:15,455 --> 00:38:19,024 She tries to off herself like that? It doesn't add up. 771 00:38:19,059 --> 00:38:20,825 This isn't the first time 772 00:38:20,861 --> 00:38:23,161 Peach has tried to kill herself. 773 00:38:23,742 --> 00:38:25,363 You're kidding. 774 00:38:25,399 --> 00:38:27,098 I've talked her off of a ledge more times 775 00:38:27,134 --> 00:38:29,234 than I can count. 776 00:38:29,269 --> 00:38:35,073 So when she needs me, she really needs me. 777 00:38:42,382 --> 00:38:44,249 I understand. 778 00:38:44,284 --> 00:38:46,974 I understand that I'm too late. 779 00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:49,518 There's too much history. 780 00:38:57,097 --> 00:38:59,612 I understand, without a shadow of a doubt, 781 00:39:01,155 --> 00:39:02,400 Peach wins. 782 00:39:12,346 --> 00:39:14,579 How is a normal guy supposed to compete 783 00:39:14,615 --> 00:39:16,748 with a rich, unstable stalker, 784 00:39:16,783 --> 00:39:19,632 who would rather fake her own suicide than be apart from you? 785 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:25,056 Your whole life is braided with Peach's, inseparable, 786 00:39:25,092 --> 00:39:27,292 now and forever, until she drags you 787 00:39:27,327 --> 00:39:29,642 into her own personal Grey Gardens. 788 00:39:30,364 --> 00:39:33,699 Right now she's probably sinking her claws deeper. 789 00:39:51,551 --> 00:39:54,486 - You can't do anything! - Are you listening to me? 790 00:39:54,521 --> 00:39:57,422 You think wrecking this place is going to solve our problems? 791 00:39:57,457 --> 00:39:59,345 Are you high again? 792 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:16,188 Another person I failed to help. 793 00:40:17,678 --> 00:40:20,111 I thought I could better myself for you. 794 00:40:20,147 --> 00:40:21,713 I couldn't. 795 00:40:26,987 --> 00:40:29,187 I tried to be the perfect boyfriend, 796 00:40:29,222 --> 00:40:30,955 the perfect friend to your friends, 797 00:40:30,991 --> 00:40:34,793 and it wasn't enough, so to hell with it. 798 00:40:34,828 --> 00:40:36,494 It's freeing, in a way, 799 00:40:36,530 --> 00:40:39,297 to know so definitively where I stand, 800 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:40,780 where you stand, 801 00:40:40,816 --> 00:40:43,924 to know for certain what I have to do to protect you. 802 00:40:45,739 --> 00:40:49,574 And just like that everything clicks into place. 803 00:40:49,609 --> 00:40:53,712 My feet, runner's high, it is pretty great, 804 00:40:53,747 --> 00:40:57,749 and I remember this is why I took up jogging. 805 00:41:15,485 --> 00:41:17,686 Uh oh. She's dead. 806 00:41:17,721 --> 00:41:20,722 Of course she's dead, she fell. 807 00:41:20,757 --> 00:41:23,224 That's right, she fell. 808 00:41:25,062 --> 00:41:26,895 An accident. 809 00:41:26,930 --> 00:41:28,630 Happens all the time, she was running and she fell 810 00:41:28,665 --> 00:41:30,662 into a rock, over and over again. 811 00:41:30,687 --> 00:41:32,264 Okay, let's be real, she was attacked. 812 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,865 Someone attacked her, but maybe they had a good reason, right? 813 00:41:34,901 --> 00:41:36,267 You ever think of that, detective? 814 00:41:36,303 --> 00:41:38,297 Shit! Detectives are real, and DNA is a thing, 815 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:39,853 and I just hit the girl with a rock. 816 00:41:39,854 --> 00:41:41,754 God, the sound, I would never hurt a woman. 817 00:41:41,789 --> 00:41:44,490 But she, she was at a dangerous, flesh-hungry harpy. 818 00:41:44,525 --> 00:41:46,325 She forced my hand. 819 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,227 That's on her and her family for screwing her up. 820 00:41:48,262 --> 00:41:50,229 I had to, Beck. I had to. 821 00:41:50,264 --> 00:41:52,698 I knew you'd never forgive me, but she gave me no choice. 822 00:41:52,733 --> 00:41:55,266 I'm not a bad person. She was going to ruin you. 823 00:41:55,302 --> 00:41:57,369 But you're safe now, thanks to me. 824 00:41:57,405 --> 00:41:59,371 I just want you to live your best life. 825 00:41:59,407 --> 00:42:01,582 It's brave, what I do for you. It's not easy, it's hard. 826 00:42:01,617 --> 00:42:04,176 Sometimes it makes me sick. I'm brave. 827 00:42:04,212 --> 00:42:07,246 How many guys are willing to do anything for the person they love? 828 00:42:07,281 --> 00:42:09,215 Honestly, Beck, you're lucky to have me. 829 00:42:17,558 --> 00:42:20,024 It's over. What's done is done, 830 00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:23,982 and now there's nothing standing between me and... Paco. 831 00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:27,700 Paco, what did you do? 832 00:42:27,735 --> 00:42:29,602 I couldn't take another night. 833 00:42:29,637 --> 00:42:32,104 I didn't know how many sleeping pills would knock him out. 834 00:42:32,139 --> 00:42:34,273 Well, Beck, you asked me to help Paco, 835 00:42:34,308 --> 00:42:36,308 but turns out you're going to save him because 836 00:42:36,344 --> 00:42:38,277 it's thanks to you that I know exactly what to do. 837 00:42:38,312 --> 00:42:40,646 We need towels, and does your mom have any Naloxone? 838 00:42:40,681 --> 00:42:43,605 It would be in the bathroom cabinet, a nasal spray, fast. 839 00:42:43,641 --> 00:42:44,717 Do I call 911? 840 00:42:44,752 --> 00:42:47,052 No, not if you want to see your mother again. 841 00:43:13,014 --> 00:43:14,647 You freak. You freak. 842 00:43:47,157 --> 00:43:52,051 The universe has a funny way of keeping us humble. 843 00:43:52,086 --> 00:43:54,486 That beating was karmic, I know it. 844 00:43:56,223 --> 00:43:59,992 I did a bad thing today, but for a good reason, 845 00:44:00,027 --> 00:44:03,295 and if there's any justice in the world 846 00:44:03,331 --> 00:44:07,836 you are the reward for all my suffering. 847 00:44:09,337 --> 00:44:11,337 Hey you. 848 00:44:11,372 --> 00:44:13,739 Oh, Joe, thank God. 849 00:44:13,774 --> 00:44:17,910 Peach was attacked in Central Park in broad daylight. 850 00:44:17,945 --> 00:44:21,046 I'm headed to the ER now. 851 00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:23,408 She's alive? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net